Monday, March 31, 2008

Kids say the funniest things...

Today, after Hannah got in big trouble because she tore into 4 bags of diaper wipes and poured them all over the floor in her bedroom and sat in time out for 3.5 minutes she said the following:
"mommy, you are such a sassy pants, i'm going to call the police on you and they are going to put YOU in a cage for time out"! WHAT? Just so ya'll know...i don't put her in a cage for time out! LOL! I put her in the foyer behind the baby gate so she can't interact with the kidso or see the T.V. I'm getting ready to revert back to the hall with all the doors closed though, because the foyer doesn't seem to work...today she was picking on the wall and said she was picking paint. I saw her chewing something afterwards and i said give that to me. She did...i thought it was paint. I smelt it and it smelt like gum...she said she stuck it there a few weeks ago and it was her gum from a long time ago! OMG...what is our poor house going to look like in a year??? Gum on the wall...food all caked to the floor...this is not how i envisioned my life with kids! :) So after that was all done and over with...for the time being...she came running through the house and said "I have to potty i have to potty, i have to potty". So i said "well, go then". When she was done she yelled for me to come wipe her..then she said "well, i guess i better go drink some more water so i can make some potty and poo poo"! I again, said what??? She said "well, when you drink some water, it makes potty and poo poo so you can go again". Hilarious what kids say. A few days ago she also commented about her #2 and said..."there's the noodles i just ate and then ____ i just ate". She thinks as soon as she eats she has to poop it out! It's hilarious! I mean seriously, where do these kidos come up with this stuff?

O yeah and something just as funny...after she got in trouble for spreading 4 packets of diapers wipes throughout their bedroom...she put her easter basket on her head...and called her dad on her imaginery phone. She said "yep, dad i know...mom is in BIG trouble, i know, i know...yeah dad, i'll tell her she's a bad mommy...allright i gotta go, yeah dad, i won't do that again". It was HILARIOUS! What am I going to do when there are two more of these walking around my house sassing me back??? O it's going to be FUNNY!

3 comments:

Gibson Twins said...

I don't think I have laughed that hard in awhile after reading that post! How funny! I always wonder what my two are "saying" to me when they babble and point with such expression. I hope if you go to jail and get put in a cage that they atleast give you a pillow and blanket so you could catch a quick nap while you're there! :)

Gibson Twins said...

We tried 1 nap for about 2 or 3 days and it is not for us yet. We went back to 2 naps and everyone (including me!) is happier because of it :) I need down time to clean up the house and prep for lunch/dinner/whatever. Maybe with the nicer weather on the horizon we'll be able to get more energy out and try the 1 nap thing again in a month or two. Or we could all just start sleeping through the night and I'd be equally happy lol.

Jamie said...

Too cute!! We've had wipes spread like that in our twins' room too! where when you come across it, it almost looks like it snowed in their room!!!!

Hi, by the way! I was blog hopping, and came across yours!